## <a name="Problem"> Problem </a>

I got a call from Bill offering me $500 for each Windows crash reported to Micro$oft.

## <a name="Solution"> Solution </a>

Use Linux.

-- %MAINWEB%.TWikiGuest - 10 Feb 1999 <br />

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